Only Good

I think it was in third grade: Our teacher abruptly stood up and announced that she would have to leave the class, STAT! This was not unusual. She did this a few times per day. As a board-certified gastroenterologist, I have rendered the diagnosis of irritable bowel syndrome upon her. In fact, I will send this note to my billing department. Perhaps this will constitute a Level 1 consultation 50 years after the fact.

Before leaving, she wrote